Friday, November 10, 2006
Our beloved mini has been kidnapped. he has been taken and his kidnappers have threatened to use him for exam rituals if we(nux) do not release sili the pimp from the goat jail which she was sent to. Sili as you all might remember is the notorious goat that was found guilty of goat trafficking. This whole affair has left us at nux feeling helpless. We have called GPS ( Goat protection services) there is still no word on mini's whereabouts. IF you hear or see anything please please let us know. You can also contact GPS at 555-5630.
MINI we miss you and love you... We promise to find you no matter what.
Issued by the Nux staff
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
By Suntosh Pillay
Aah... the simple pleasures in life. The media students much appreciated the small time fame. Amateur journalists helping out amateur film-makers. Ok, so I've given the game away. Yes, journalists.
The girls far outnumber the boys. Currently, its 6-3, to the ladies. But really, it's that stunningly healthy dose of testosterone that livens up the room most of us have adopted as home. And I've got to admit, it’s the feminine charms and their wicked wit that balance off the perfect combination.
"Life is like a box of chocolates...." Ok, you know the rest.
Actually, he was quite right. The office is like that - sweet, but full of hidden nuts. But you learn to like the nuts too. It's nice to have a crunch now and then, even though a toothpick would be preferred afterwards. (Note: dangerous objects - toothpicks included - to be kept away from office. Crazy people get crazy ideas and never touch the writing Ed’s chalk or the editor’s Josh Groban desktop image.).